You Might Be A Mom If...

I've been floating these around in my head for days. Just when do you have time to blog? Eek. Between all the motherly duties, being a work at home mom & trying to stay socially sane - just really when do I have the time to blog. You gotta make the time. Today. I made the time. So here is the beginning of something beautiful funny.  A list that will be added to via coming blog posts, you know when I make the time, of You Might Be A Mom If's.  Ready?  Lets do this shizzz.

You Might Be A Mom If:

1. You find it totally acceptable to go to the bus stop/carpool in whatever tee shirt you wore to bed & the cleanest pair of yoga pants you can find.
2. You have 27 pinterest boards with 1,896 pins & you've never done one of them.
3. The last social interaction you had was on Twitter.
4. You don't even bother to close the bathroom door anymore.  There is no privacy - the dog is welcome too.
5. You drink wine at 3.  In case you didn't know wine {or any alcohol} is now acceptable after noon.  And a cup of coffee by 5.  Uppers & Downers.  You feel me.  Don't lie.
6. You tried a fad diet.  And failed.
7. Your go to pair of shoes are flip flops.
8. You have made yourself a microwaved s'more & ate it in the closet so the kids didn't see.
9. You have alarms set on your phone for everything.
10. You've cooked 5 different meals in one night.  And I am not talking about stocking up for later.  Everyone in the family wanted something different & they all won.

Got any to add to the list?  I hope to make time to add another post soon.  Until then.  Enjoy.