Oh My Aching Uterus

We've all been there. Right. Maybe not. Is it just me? You get the "baby itch." It comes around a week before said period.  You start to think "how exciting would it be to have a baby in there."  "Am I late"  Start counting days n' shit.

Oh my ovaries.  They are screaming at me.  Oh my aching uterus.  Its saying put a baby in me.  Now.   Freakin'  hormones.

After a nice couple of blessful days wondering, "could it be?"  It happens.  Um.  My uterus & ovaries are pissed.  I didn't put a baby in there.  Mr. L didn't put a baby in there. 

And guess what? My brain is ecstatic.  At this moment I couldn't handle one more "Mommy, Mom, MOMMA, MOM."   I heard you the first fifteen times.  I am just not going to answer you right now, dammit.

Now give me wine & chocolate and leave me alone.

Remember when we used to hope our periods came. ha.  Typical woman.  Always wanting what I can't have n' shit. 

 Reality always hits.  Usually on the day that they spill milk on the floor.  The dog drinks it up.  Then shits.  And the other kid steps in it.  Yes.  That day.  Reality.   I know three is it for me.  No really.  I mean that.