Oh. And then every-once and awhile if were really lucky our other neighbor will get home and grace us with something that we can almost hear clearly in our upstairs bedroom. I mean why wouldn't you want to listen to talk radio so loud everyone on the court can hear it. {Typically you would blast music. But whatev.} As if that wasn't enough once you exit the car lock it. - don't just click it once. Click it twice. That way everyone can hear that chirp & we know not to go trying to break into your car. Then you must have gotten in the house. Took off your shoes, and remembered oh, I had a cup of Bojangles sweet tea out there. Can't waist that. Back out to the car you go. *Alarm noises.* Fumble around. *Chirp. Chirp.* Way to make an entrance a-hole.
Don't even get me started on the fucking dog behind the fence. He {or his owner} needs to be put down. Howling all night - not ok.
*Disclaimer: Should you read this - wonder to yourself - "Is this my neighbor talking about ME?" Then yes, yes it is.*

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